the quick, easy, and risk free way to stay dry in a torrential downpour. in just three easy steps, you can be dry, comfy, and cozy while the rain comes down around you.
1. do not, under any circumstance, go outside.
2. make sure all doors and windows are securely closed and locked. for extra assurance, you may even seal these openings with tarps or something of the sort.
and last but not least...
3. stay away from all possible leaks in the roof, puddles of water in a flooded basement, etc.
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unfortunately, i speak these words of wisdom coming from my experience this morning. i had to go take my exam, therefore i had to go outside. step number one... broken. in a rush to get there in time, i left my windows open. when i got back after my exam, inside, in the safety of my room, i still got wet. step number two... broken. lastly, there is a leak in my ceiling. nothing like changing into dry clothes only to get dripped on. ughhhh. step number three... broken.
please, take my advice. you'd save yourself the aggravation. just sayin'.
10 years ago
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